Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

This should be cross posted under "Politics" and tagged with 9-11. Very, very, very cool find.

It's always been my opinion that Emperor Palpatine allowed the death star to be destroyed to gain sympathy for the Empire. I've also heard he's a direct descendant of the Bush family.

The Death Star was also heavily insured by one Darth Vader, who just happened to get in his own hyperdrive-equipped personal craft minutes before the explosion. And what about the damage done to the nearby moon of Yavin, supposedly scarred falling debris from the explosion? There are many questions yet to be explored fully.

Also, Darth Sidious was at a Stormtrooper clone facility reading "My Pet Sarlaac" to the children, and didn't use his force lightning on anyone when he heard of the explosion.

There have also been rumors of a breach of computer security leading up to the attack on the Death Star. Records indicate that an R-series droid with ties to Lord Vader himself¹ [source needed] accessed the network a number of times prior to the destruction of the Death Star.  The rebel who was reportedly on the Death Star² [source needed] was confirmed by DNA match³ [Imperial DNA Library] to be related to Lord Vader.  

This is brilliant.

All I want to know is why Chewbacca didn't get a medal. Han hides for most of the battle and then swoops in to shoot one @!$%#ing TIE Fighter down and he's hailed as a goddamned hero. Chewbacca risked his ass every bit as much as that Nerf herder, Solo. The Rebel Alliance is a bunch of @!$%#ing racists...

He doesn't need one. He's one of the two beings in charge of the entire Rebellion.

Speaking of those in charge, why haven't the terrorist leaders Yoda, Obi-Wan and Leia, and their henchmen, Skywalker, Solo and Chewbacca been found and brought to justice? How many death stars will have to be destroyed? How can God's chosen Empire be so inept at bringing down a few under-funded, new age radicals? There must be more to the story...

Was it the power that corrupted the empire, or was it the allocated use of force?

I think we're also missing out on some of the background here. How exactly did Palpatine and his sidekick Vader manage to rise to such heights of power? There have been allegations that Palpatine's "election" was under dubious circumstances -- namely the threat of war and rebellion, and the use of fear-mongering. Also, despite promises that Palpatine would "lay down this power" once the conflict with the deadly terrorist cell calling itself "The Jedi Order" was completed, Palpatine managed to hold onto his position for far longer than the Senate originally bargained for.

What's worse is that Palpatine managed to practically disband the entire democratic process.

Personally, I've always believed it was an inside job. Look at the way it collapses in on itself uniformly, before exploding. This is a hallmark of controlled demolition. Like we're supposed to believe that this was the result of some uncontrolled chain reaction? If you look at the video, you can't even see any fires through the windows. And when, in the long history of gigantic man-made space vehicles, has one ever exploded as the result of a chain reaction caused by a few pounds of explosives? Never, that's when.

The Nabooan Institute of Space Technology investigation was a farce. They couldn't replicate the disaster using scale models, and then ignored their own findings in composing their final report.

You can't deny the laws of physics, people. Hyperdrive or no hyperdrive.

But the real question is, How long will the Saga continue?

I sense a great disturbance in the force. Rewriting history you are.

The Jedi Order serves only as peacekeepers. I sense many here who would enact Order-66.

A Sith master deceive you he will.

The force is now on the hunt for the energy source that will place the empire back on track to control the enemy?